Paris Hilton Knows Her Politics

After being featured in one of John McCain’s ads — in which he calls Obama “the biggest celebrity in the world,” but asked “is he ready to lead?” — Paris Hilton has struck back to make if clear, she’s not a dumb blonde that isn’t into politics… hahaha.

Ok, Paris, whatever. You did make us laugh though.

(more…)

Benji Bans Paris Hilton From Getting Inked Because She’s ‘Pure’

Benji Madden won’t allow Paris Hilton to get any tattoos … because she looks “pure.” WTF?

Yes, in a recent interview, Paris claims her heavily tattooed rocker boyfriend, Benji, has banned her from getting any ink, but plans on getting one of her.

“He is going to get one of me, but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure, ” She’s quote as saying, according to WENN.

This is a little funny. If you forgot Benji, this girl shot to fame because of a sex tape. “Pure” is definitely a little far-fetched as far as describing her.

Paris Hilton Gets Denied At The Pet Store

Although she’s a millionaire heiress and A-list socialite/celebrity, Paris Hilton doesn’t get everything she wants.

The New York Post reports that The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue recently turned Hilton away when she came in to buy a new puppy.

Spies told the paper that Paris was on her way to a photo shoot and “wanted a puppy in the picture with her, so it would look cuter.” So she walked on it, tried to buy a Yorkie, and was denied by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.”

Paris reportedly has 17 dogs, and we guess the employee heard about this too. Well, in true Hilton fashion, she “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby,’” the employee said, according to the paper.

Wow, what a whiny lil b…..

Thank God, Paris Is Not Preggers

So, despite photos popping up last week showing Paris Hilton with a little bit of a tummy, sparking rumors of pregnancy, they’re not true. Paris was recently sipping champagne while taping her new reality show and then later partying it up in Vegas with her new BFFs.

So, everyone can take a breathe a big sigh of relief. She’s not pregnant.

Paris Hilton’s Team Of Sidekick Hopefuls

So Paris is looking for a new best friend. That’s what she’s doing in her new reality show, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” After all, what else does she have to do? She doesn’t work, well, work as in regular people’s work. Going to clubs doesn’t count.

Here’s a few of the wannabe hopefuls who wish to fill Nicole Richie’s shoes as Paris’ new sidekick. These girls are just full of ambition aren’t they? Hilton took them to club Tao in Vegas this weekend.

What the hell is going on with the world, when this is used for television entertainment?

Is Paris Hilton Pregnant?

Oh my … Paris Hilton is pregnant!!

Well, there hasn’t been any official announcement, but by the looks of this recent photo of her, she’s either packing on a few pounds directly in her uterus,  or there’s a bun in the oven.

If we’d have to guess, it’s the later.

Check the photo of her leaving Eva Longoria’s Besos Restaurant in Los Angeles. There’s no way she can say she ate a lot that night.

There are already reports denying it, but we’ll wait and see what happens.